[Everyone] Re: Quick survey

[Cat]

Paul,

I've sent a pro-forma rescue request form to Getafix - who as you know are our new maintenance contractors. They should be able to send someone down from Glasgow next Tuesday with a puncture repair kit.

All the best,
Cat




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From: Phil 
To: Everyone in the office 
Sent: Friday, May 15, 2009 1:48:50 PM
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Quick survey

Hi all,

Paul, you know as well as I do that I don't use a bicycle. Good luck.

Thankyou.


On 2009-05-15 1:23 pm, Paul wrote:
> Phil,
> Thank God someone's about. I'm stuck in Una Stubbs and need a puncture
> repair kit.
> Paul
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: 
>  On Behalf Of Phil
> Sent: 15 May 2009 13:05
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Quick survey
> 
> Hi all,
> 
> We've had some problems with new staff straight out of university not knowing their alphabet. Given that these associates perform most of the work on the File Deposit and Retrieval sub-level, this lack of knowledge is impacting the company's efficiency.
> 
> So that we do not discriminate against these other-knowledged colleagues, we are now looking for new ways to organise our 187 years worth of files. Please complete the survey that can be found in the Staff Consultation annex of Porchway so we can identify the most universally recognised method of organisation.
> 
> Current options from the Workplace Efficiency (Paper) sub-committee include:
> 
> * Colours of the rainbow.
> * Kings and Queens of England.
> * Prime Ministers.
> * Pretend Office MDs.
> * Harry Potter characters.
> * Episodes of "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps".
> * Numbers.
> 
> Further suggestions are, of course, welcomed by the sub-committee.
> 
> Thankyou.
> 
> 

-- Phil BA(Hons)
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