[Everyone] Re: Quick survey

[Paul]

Phil,
Thank God someone's about. I'm stuck in Una Stubbs and need a puncture
repair kit.
Paul


-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Phil
Sent: 15 May 2009 13:05
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Quick survey

Hi all,

We've had some problems with new staff straight out of university not 
knowing their alphabet. Given that these associates perform most of the 
work on the File Deposit and Retrieval sub-level, this lack of knowledge 
is impacting the company's efficiency.

So that we do not discriminate against these other-knowledged 
colleagues, we are now looking for new ways to organise our 187 years 
worth of files. Please complete the survey that can be found in the 
Staff Consultation annex of Porchway so we can identify the most 
universally recognised method of organisation.

Current options from the Workplace Efficiency (Paper) sub-committee include:

* Colours of the rainbow.
* Kings and Queens of England.
* Prime Ministers.
* Pretend Office MDs.
* Harry Potter characters.
* Episodes of "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps".
* Numbers.

Further suggestions are, of course, welcomed by the sub-committee.

Thankyou.


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Phil BA(Hons)
VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk
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efforts to failure." Andrew Grove
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