[Everyone] Re: is there anyone still in the office...

[Nick]

Hi Russell,

I'm heading over there now, though I'm pretty sure that the new
Verdant Consort policy means the windows are locked and electrified
after sunset to efficientize energy consumption. The caretaker
mentioned that the toilets next to Catherine of Braganza have their
outflows plumbed into the Heroes Sculpture Garden to recycle water, so
if I flush the keys down, you should see them emerge either from Nigel
Lawson's budget box or Alan Clark's wine glass. Let me know when you
see them.

--
Nick
Strategic Actualization Coordinator
Consort Building x2017

On Tue, May 12, 2009, russell wrote:
> ...specifically, the Halo wing of the Consort building, Twickenham West
> Site?
>
> If you're there could you pop into my office, grab my car keys and chuck
> them down to me. I'm standing under the window, next to that big sculpture
> of Nigel Lawson. Frankly I can't be arsed to go through security again; the
> hand-scanner seems to be covered in blood, and I'm a bit pissed.
>
> They'll either be under the dream-catcher from last year's Facilties retreat
> to New Mexico or in the kitchenette (next to the bread maker).
>
> I'm after the Audi keys with the black key-ring, not the Prius, I'll never
> get home in time in that.
>
> Much appreciated. I'll do the same for you one day. (Assuming you have
> parking privileges.)
>
> cheers
>
> russell
>
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