[Everyone] Re: emergency

[Phil]

Hi all,

James, I now have all the Capacity Reports in - even one from IT with 
some scribbling in marker - but I have yet to receive Maintenance's. 
Please get it to me by close of play.

(Welcome back Clare!)

Thankyou.


On 2009-05-12 3:25 pm, James wrote:
> If you'd been reading your emails on the [Pretend-Maintenance] list, 
> you'd know that twenty minutes ago all the lifts were taken out of 
> service for the rest of the day, due to repeated misuse of the 
> three-button trick causing interference with the repair-work on Lift 154 
> (Brown-Turner).
> 
> I've asked Maintenance if they have any suggestions for your 
> predicament, and they said that you, and I quote, "should have invited 
> them to the party."
> 
> They also asked me to mention that the power to all lifts will be going 
> off in about thirty seconds. Apparently this is completely necessary.
> 
> On the plus side, Maintenance have found Clare.
> 
> (Phil, can I please get a desk that's not right by Maintenance? I'm 
> turning into their secretary. They'll have me filling in their Capacity 
> Reports next!)
> 

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