[Everyone] Re: emergency

[Anno]

Dear James

The correct process for desk reassignment is to raise it with your  
floor captain to take to the monthly move/change team hosting  
development plan forum.

If you are unsure of who your floor captain is check on porchway: http://porchway/movechange/captainmycaptain/divlist

On 12 May 2009, at 15:25, "James"  wrote:

> If you'd been reading your emails on the [Pretend-Maintenance] list,  
> you'd know that twenty minutes ago all the lifts were taken out of  
> service for the rest of the day, due to repeated misuse of the three- 
> button trick causing interference with the repair-work on Lift 154  
> (Brown-Turner).
>
> I've asked Maintenance if they have any suggestions for your  
> predicament, and they said that you, and I quote, "should have  
> invited them to the party."
>
> They also asked me to mention that the power to all lifts will be  
> going off in about thirty seconds. Apparently this is completely  
> necessary.
>
> On the plus side, Maintenance have found Clare.
>
> (Phil, can I please get a desk that's not right by Maintenance? I'm  
> turning into their secretary. They'll have me filling in their  
> Capacity Reports next!)
>
> -- 
> James
> VP client-faced reversioning EMEA
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