[Everyone] Re: Capacity

[Phil]

Hi all,

Tom, it is is imperative that all departments complete the fortnightly 
Capacity Reports.

If departments with no capacity were able to abstain from this process 
there would be no way for Corporate Resourcing to distinguish between 
full capacity departments and lazy and arrogant departments who think 
they're above dealing with the essential processes that make modern 
businesses successful. I'm sure you understand.

Thankyou.



On 2009-05-12 10:39 am, Tom wrote:
> On Tue, May 12, 2009 at 9:20 AM, Phil  wrote:
> 
> We're full. Again. As we have been for the past seventy-six capacity
> reports. Can I just give you a report when something changes, rather
> than informing you, yet again, that you need to hire more IT staff
> (and, this time, *competent* ones)
> 
> This might be due to the number of staff asking about making the
> calendar work on their iPhone, I hasten to add.
> 
> t.
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