[Everyone] Re: Capacity

[Paul]

Hi Phil,
Thank you for your email. However, please remember it was only a few months
ago that I was here on work experience, and since then I have been in
hospital having my leg removed. I'm very grateful for all the promotions in
between, but there is no way you can expect me to understand stuff. It would
be best, if you have things that need doing in the future, to avoid asking
me to do anything.
Party's going well. Queues on every floor!
Regards
Paul
EOaHaSD
Currently level 3 / heading to level 5

-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Phil
Sent: 12 May 2009 09:21
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Capacity

Hi all,

With my Corporate Resourcing hat on I am not a happy man (while my 
Visioning Managment hat leaves me optimistic and open to possibilities).

We seem to be missing Capacity Reports from several departments. These 
should, as usual, have been checked and returned by last FRIDAY.

The following departments have NOT returned their Capacity Reports for 
the coming fortnight:

* PeopleSolutions
* Product Ideation
* Equal Opportunities and Health and Safety
* IT
* Customer Happiness
* Customer Retention
* Customer Retrieval
* Facilities Management
* Change/Move
* Biscuits
* Holistic Solutioning
* Security
* Streamline Solutions
* Numbers

Many thanks to the Postroom and Visioning Management, both of whom 
returned their Capacity Reports EARLY!

I can't reiterate how important these fortnightly reports are for our 
long term planning over the next fortnight. Please return them to me by 
lunchtime today.

Thankyou.


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Phil BA(Hons)
VC of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
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