[Everyone] I'm back!!!!!

[Paul]

Hello everyone....... I'm back!!!!!!! 

 

I'm delighted to be able to join you all again at pretend office. The whole
building has been checked for safe wheelchair access and we have passed with
flying colours! Well done to all concerned. If anyone else would like to
come to work in a wheelchair you are more than welcome. I am happy to
arrange training. After all we are Equal Opportunity employers now which, if
you are new to all this,  means everyone who is employed has an equal
opportunity.

 

I have a new office in the Southside external glass lift (was the ladies
changing / I finally got permission). I will blow the budget tomorrow on
Champagne for my return to work party, in my new office, which you are all
invited to. Please drop in at any of the following times:

 

1pm - Level 6

1.30pm - Level 4

2pm - Level 2

2.30pm - Level 3

3pm - Level 1 

3.30pm - Ground floor

4pm - Level 5

 

If you arrive in between these times just push the 'call lift' button.

H&S: If sunny, pls wear sun block.

H&S: I am unable to allow any more than 12 people or 144 stone into the
party at any one time. There will be scales in the door way. Please weigh
yourself as you arrive and enter details into the spreadsheet on my laptop,
then delete when you leave. Unfortunately no food will be available as I
think it will probably attract overweight people, resulting in fewer people
being allowed into the party at any one time. Geoff, I'll arrange a separate
private party for you tomorrow if you don't mind.

 

See you tomorrow. Please avoid contacting me today as I have a lot to do to
get the lift decorated.

Regards

Paul

EOaHaSD

Southside glass lift, all levels (pls call me for lift schedule) 

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