[Everyone] Re: Seedbed Planning Outbreak Initialisation

[Phil]

Hi all,

Giles, I'm so busy I don't think I'll even be able to make it to the 
meeting for 8.

Thankyou.


On 2009-05-05 2:55 pm, Paul wrote:
> Giles,
> You should have received a message that the meeting could not go ahead as I
> was unable to get to Robert Mugabe in my wheel chair. Equal Opportunities
> means that everyone should have the same 'opportunity' to attend meetings.
> Please make sure that the Pizza is available to all, eg. On the ground
> floor, no nuts, meat, fish, wheat and conforms to the guidelines of Slimming
> World. 
> Paul
> EOaHaSD
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: 
>  On Behalf Of Giles
> Turnbull
> Sent: 05 May 2009 14:32
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Seedbed Planning Outbreak Initialisation
> 
> We've started work on the Initialisation Phase of the Seedbed Planning
> Outbreak - all Team Zoners are supposed to be in Robert Mugabe right
> now!!!! for a meeting.
> 
> Has anyone seen Clare? She's the only one with the agenda.
> 
> Also, I can hear screaming from somewhere. Please can someone call
> Security to sort it out, it's very distracting.
> 
> Also, we're missing many other Team Zoners - Phil, Anno, Russell,
> Matt, Matt, Paul, Lothar, Eve, Limahl and pretty much everyone else.
> In fact, I'm here all on my own. Please attend this meeting now. These
> biscuits won't eat themselves and I'm sure none of you have anything
> more important to do between now and 8pm, when we are due to have
> pizza delivered.
> 
> Finally, please don't forget about that screaming because it will be
> even more distracting once this meeting is underway.
> 
> Kind regards
> 
> Giles
> Executive Account Executive (Level 2, Pending Level 1)
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