[Everyone] Re: Slide fitters coming tomorrow

Paul
Thu Mar 19 20:32:19 GMT 2009


Just to let you all know that the slide from Level Red to the grass area is
only half built with no warning to say so at the top. All is fine until
straight after the third bend where there's a shear drop through Levels
Yellow and Pink, before rejoining at Level Green if you're lucky. 

Just spent all afternoon in casualty. I don't expect to be in next week. No
one will be covering me as I wasn't planning to do any work anyway.

Paul
Junior Office Manager

-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Giles
Turnbull
Sent: 18 March 2009 14:55
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Slide fitters coming tomorrow

Dear all,

Work to install the Transporter system (aka the slides) will begin tomorrow.

To recap, slides will connect:

- Level 8 to the mezzanine
- the third floor Portakabin to the Post Room in the basement
- Level Red to the Grass Arena
- the Grass Arena to reception
- reception to Lothar's Management Suite (this is an up-only slide
that has built-in steps)

Please try to minimise disruption for the Transporter fitters who have
come all the way from their base in Switzerland to fit this fantastic
new office inter/action resource.

Based on calculations we did in an Excel, the time savings of using
the Transporters instead of old-media "stairs" and "lifts" will total
nearly six million seconds (or about 70 days) over the next twelve
years. Note: slides are for rapid transit between Departments. They
are not for larking about on. All site visitors (that includes
clients!) must fill out a 27B/C Health And Safety Requirement
Disclaimer Form (Grade 4) before they are allowed to use the slides.

Needless to say, this is all a significant precursor to the
Move/Change Fundamentalism Programme, which Russell will, I'm sure,
explain all about in due course at some point.

Kind regards

Giles
Executive Account Executive (Level 2, Pending Level 1)
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