[Everyone] Re: Slide fitters coming tomorrow

[Russell]

Hi Giles

Excellent work on the slides.

Do you know where we are with the swings and roundabouts? I've heard  
it's six of one and half a dozen of the other. Please confirm.

peace

russell

"wheeeeeee"



On 18 Mar 2009, at 14:54, Giles  wrote:

> Dear all,
>
> Work to install the Transporter system (aka the slides) will begin  
> tomorrow.
>
> To recap, slides will connect:
>
> - Level 8 to the mezzanine
> - the third floor Portakabin to the Post Room in the basement
> - Level Red to the Grass Arena
> - the Grass Arena to reception
> - reception to Lothar's Management Suite (this is an up-only slide
> that has built-in steps)
>
> Please try to minimise disruption for the Transporter fitters who have
> come all the way from their base in Switzerland to fit this fantastic
> new office inter/action resource.
>
> Based on calculations we did in an Excel, the time savings of using
> the Transporters instead of old-media "stairs" and "lifts" will total
> nearly six million seconds (or about 70 days) over the next twelve
> years. Note: slides are for rapid transit between Departments. They
> are not for larking about on. All site visitors (that includes
> clients!) must fill out a 27B/C Health And Safety Requirement
> Disclaimer Form (Grade 4) before they are allowed to use the slides.
>
> Needless to say, this is all a significant precursor to the
> Move/Change Fundamentalism Programme, which Russell will, I'm sure,
> explain all about in due course at some point.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Executive Account Executive (Level 2, Pending Level 1)
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