[Everyone] RND!!!!!!!

[Ben]

Hahaha I bet you lot thought that subject heading meant R 'n' D, as in
Research and Development!! Didn't you??!! Hahaha. Well, you were wrong!

Well, you see, RND stands for RED N*O*SE DAY! *(Did you see what I did there
with the O? If you haven't got html set up on your Lotus Notes or you're
reading this on a Crackberry, let me know and I'll send you a screen shot).*

Well, it's today already! And well done to everyone who is doing some to
help charity. Even in the current climate people are still homeless and
shit.

Well, as usual I'm doing my bit! I'm sat downstairs (first floor, just after
the loos before you get to the paper samples) WEARING MY SKI-ING GEAR!!

Well, pleasse drop by and but a pound (or a note if you're from the third
florr, wink, nudge, wink, nudge) into my bucket. You can't miss me I'm WEARING
MY SKI-ING GEAR at work!!

Ben
Snr Deputy Exec Assistant
UK London Office / East
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Please don't print this email unless you really, really need to.
Thanks. Think about the trees. Thanks!!
Runner Up: Snr Deputy Exec Assistant Awards 07
Anyone want to rent a room? Clean, non smoking, no pets. IM me for details.
"Everybody, needs somebody, everybody, needs somebody" even in the
recession!!
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