[Everyone] Re: unfortunate male itching

[Paul]

Thanks for the time Phil. 
Russell, I'll see you in 15 minutes for our 12.30pm meeting in John Craven.
No need to put your pants on. I'll do the same.
Paul
EOaHaSD


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From: 
 On Behalf Of Phil
Sent: 30 June 2009 12:14
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: unfortunate male itching

Hi all,

Rus, I happened to find some kind of tube of "lubricant" the other day  
which might help. I don't know what it is or for and haven't seen it  
before and know nothing about it, but swing by my desk if you think it  
might be of use.

Paul, it's 12.12pm but by the time you read this it might be 12.15pm  
or maybe 12.23pm.

Thankyou.


On 30 Jun, 2009, at 11:36, Russell wrote:

> The damn heat is playing merry buggers with my lower quarters and  
> I'm developing an unfortunate rash - which is leading to permanent  
> squirming and twitching.
>
> Normally I'd grin and bear it but we've got honourable visitors in  
> this afternoon from the Korean office and I don't want to look like  
> a demented syphilitic in front of them.
>
> Does anyone have an appropriate tincture or powder? Or know of any  
> efficacious folk remedy? I suspect that at least some of you are  
> from gypsy stock and you people are unusually tuned in to this kind  
> of thing.
>
> I'd be very grateful for any suggestions
>
> peace
>
> russell
>
> "All that scratching is making me itch"
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