[Everyone] Re: unfortunate male itching

[Paul]

Hi Russell,
I sit at my desk with my trousers and pants off which cools my bits down
very discreetly. Alternatively Sally in Wellness rubs in a cream for £20.
I hope this helps. In return, I wonder whether you could let me know what
time it is?
Paul
EOaHaSD


-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of russell
davies
Sent: 30 June 2009 11:36
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] unfortunate male itching

The damn heat is playing merry buggers with my lower quarters and I'm  
developing an unfortunate rash - which is leading to permanent  
squirming and twitching.

Normally I'd grin and bear it but we've got honourable visitors in  
this afternoon from the Korean office and I don't want to look like a  
demented syphilitic in front of them.

Does anyone have an appropriate tincture or powder? Or know of any  
efficacious folk remedy? I suspect that at least some of you are from  
gypsy stock and you people are unusually tuned in to this kind of thing.

I'd be very grateful for any suggestions

peace

russell

"All that scratching is making me itch"
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