[Everyone] unfortunate male itching

[Russell]

The damn heat is playing merry buggers with my lower quarters and I'm  
developing an unfortunate rash - which is leading to permanent  
squirming and twitching.

Normally I'd grin and bear it but we've got honourable visitors in  
this afternoon from the Korean office and I don't want to look like a  
demented syphilitic in front of them.

Does anyone have an appropriate tincture or powder? Or know of any  
efficacious folk remedy? I suspect that at least some of you are from  
gypsy stock and you people are unusually tuned in to this kind of thing.

I'd be very grateful for any suggestions

peace

russell

"All that scratching is making me itch"