[Everyone] The IT Department Presents: SUMMER SWINE FLU PARTY

[Tom]

Hello campers!

Jon in Support is feeling a bit peaky and thinks it might be Swine
Flu. Given that, if you'd like to develop an immunity to this year's
number one potential killer, whilst getting suitably hammered, why not
come along to our summer social? It's going to be in Curious Facemasks
from 6pm on July 9th, and there'll be lots of beer and rum so you can
get suitably crunk whilst also boosting your immune system! Just make
sure to breathe on everyone you meet, and don't do anything the IT
department wouldn't endorse.

Hope to see as many of you there as possible,

t.

(Please ignore anything you may have read along the lines of
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8125191.stm . It is lies spread by
the government)