[Everyone] Re: Unwell - Going home

[Paul]

Everybody,

I've been hiding in Hmmm Betty for a whole week now, pretending to have
swine flu to test the effectiveness of the Buddy Care scheme, and not one
person from my Buddy group, NOT ONE, has enquired on my well being! I could
have been dead.

I'll be re writing the Buddy Care section of the H&S policy tomorrow to
ensure that, in the case of a real death, nobody will die.

Paul

 

 

From: 
 On Behalf Of Insight
School of Art
Sent: 22 June 2009 17:25
To: 'Everyone in the office'
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Unwell - Going home

 

Actually - feeling too rough to get home - going to crash in Hmmmm Betty.

Paul

 

From: 
 On Behalf Of Insight
School of Art
Sent: 22 June 2009 16:59
To: 'Everyone in the office'
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Unwell - Going home

 

Btw I'm leaving my two interns in charge:

John (spotty / needs a wash / does a strange movement with his neck) will
look after Health and Safety.

Jill (You know - I'm sure you've all seen me with her) Equal Opportunities.

They are more qualified than me so they must be more than capable of looking
after things.

Paul

 

 

 

 

 

From: 
 On Behalf Of Insight
School of Art
Sent: 22 June 2009 16:02
To: 
Subject: [Everyone] Unwell - Going home

 

Hi all,

The nurse in Florence Nightingale said I've got something called Swine Flu
so I'm having the rest of the day off.

I plan to be back tomorrow to get my newsletter finished.

Regards

Paul

'Charlie says never leave matched lying around'

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