[Everyone] Re: Reminder: Intern Week next week

[Paul]

Hi all,

Please can we all remember that Opportunities are Equal at Pretend Office.
Ugly, weak, disadvantaged people are as important as good looking, strong,
able people. Maybe it would be a good idea to separate the interns into two
groups as they arrive depending on their looks and abilities and have a
policy that require staff to pick one from each group.

I'll assume this is a good solution and make up some laminated signs for
when they arrive.

Regards

Paul (Late for crackerjack - Whoops - Green socks again for me!)

 

 

 

 

From: 
 On Behalf Of Cat
Sent: 19 June 2009 15:13
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Reminder: Intern Week next week

 

Maintenaining appearances would like to bagsy 3 interns (male, over 6 foot,
well-built) for the upcoming refurbishment project in the Jolie-PItt Chateau
annexe.

 

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From: Anno 
To: Everyone in the office 
Sent: Friday, June 19, 2009 2:57:15 PM
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Reminder: Intern Week next week

Further to this there will be an intern management training session on
Monday morning at 9am in Lewinsky.

Ask Limahl for details.


2009/6/19 Giles :
> Next week is Intern Week. On Monday morning there will be fresh batch
> of interns waiting downstairs in reception. If you would like an
> intern, please go down and collect one before 11am. You will have to
> fill out a Intern Release Form and a Non-Disclosure & Safety Form
> before taking your intern beyond the security barrier.
>
> Your intern will be your responsibility for the week. Please look
> after your intern.
>
> Remember: DO NOT FEED THE INTERNS. Buying your intern a sandwich (even
> a Boots Meal Deal) then claiming the cost on expenses has been BANNED
> and will henceforth be punishable by derelegation to the Distress
> Zone.
>
> Please do not leave your intern unattended at any time. Unattended
> interns will be removed.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Executive Account Executive (Level 4)
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