[Everyone] Re: Nap Room Reopened for business

[Paul]

Sorry to be a spoil sport everyone but the nap room can't reopen until my
health and safety team have checked it over. I've just spoken to Louise to
block book until 5.30pm.

Cat, I appreciate your H&S observations and user instructions and will
include them in our report, however, please use proper H&S channels in
future.

If you don't hear from me please assume that the nap room will reopen at 8am
tomorrow. 

Regards

Paul

 

"Ignoring health and safety may result in death"

 

From: 
 On Behalf Of Cat
Sent: 18 June 2009 13:50
To: 
Subject: [Everyone] Nap Room Reopened for business

 

Dear All,

 

My team and I are pleased to announce that the all new-look nap room is now
open for business as usual! I'd just like to thank my team - Bosphorus, Lev,
Pietre, Kojak, Hawkeye and new recruit from the secretarial pool, Sabrina -
for their stupendous work effort this morning so that everybody can be sure
of the refreshment that only a refreshing nap can bring.

 

A few things I would like to highlight:

 

The bed is full of water.

 

Please do not wear heels of any kind including those transluscent hooker
shoes even if they are plastic. They will puncture the matress.

 

We have placed some sea sickness wrist bands in a bowl by the bed. Please
only take one each should you find you need one due to the unaccustomed
sensation of sleeping on sloppy water. Please do not vomit in the wrist band
bowl - bags have been provided in the dispenser above the sink in Paris
Hilton.

 

A mop and bucket can be found in the trouser closet - if you do puncture the
bed, please use the mop and bucket before calling maintenance. Do not call
maintenance until you have first spoken to janitorial services. We are not
here to clean up your mess. 

 

A puncture kit can be found behind the glass on the wall by the door along
with a mask and snorkel.

 

We hope you enjoy your new nap room!

 

Cat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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