[Everyone] Re: Bomb scare

[Giles]

Further to that, if you have booked a nap for today, your nap will be
re-scheduled for the same time slot on Saturday. Please contact
security to arrange entry into the building on Saturday for you to
undertake your assigned nap arrangements in a timely and organised
manner.

Kind regards

Giles
Executive Account Executive (Level 4)


2009/6/18 Cat :
>
> Dear All,
>
> You may have received an emergency text from pretend office last night - yes
> there was a bomb scare but you'll all be glad to know that the suspect bag
> was diffused and exploded by the bombing squad so we're all safe now.
> Unfortunately there has been some collateral damage in the nap room. In my
> new role as head of maintenance, I have taken the executive level decision
> to send Bosphorus and Kojak from my department out to buy a new bed this
> morning. Does anyone have any objections to a water bed? Bos reckons he can
> get a great deal from a friend of his down in Clapton.
>
> We have also decided to paint the room a lovely lavender as we have found
> some 'white with a touch of Lavender Lilt' left over from the last time Phil
> redecorated his office - it should hide the scorch marks and come up a right
> treat.
>
> Please refrain from having any naps today - my team and I are working as
> fast as we can to restore your nap facilities to you in good order.
>
> Ta,
> Cat
>
> Executive head of maintaining appearances
> ________________________________
> From: Phil 
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Thursday, June 18, 2009 8:50:56 AM
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: IMPORNANT: Nap room rules
>
> Hi all,
>
> I left a bag under the bed in the Nap Room but it appears to have
> disappeared. It's a small black one. Has anyone moved it?
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
> On 17 Jun, 2009, at 17:42, Giles wrote:
>
>
>
>
> --Phil BA(Hons)
> VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
> http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk
> tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372
> mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837
>
> "Only those who are asleep make no mistakes." Ingvar Kamprad
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