[Everyone] Re: IMPORNANT: Nap room rules

[Paul]

Hi Giles,
I didn't know about the nap room. What's the position regarding naps in
lieu? 
Regards
Paul

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From: 
 On Behalf Of Giles
Turnbull
Sent: 17 June 2009 17:42
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] IMPORNANT: Nap room rules

Fellow Action-Advocates

There has been some confusion regarding proper and improper use of the
Nap Room. Please remember the following rules when using the Nap Room:

1. The Nap Room is for short naps during the working day ONLY. Longer
sleeps are not permitted. Overnight stays are strictly not permitted.

2. The Nap Room is only to be used by ONE PERSON AT A TIME. It is out
of bounds for all groups of two or more persons.

3. Nap Room bedding is to be kept clean.

4. Do not masturbate in the Nap Room. (See point 3)

5. Remember to lock the Nap Room door behind you when you enter the
Nap Room. Management cannot be held responsible for people finding you
semi-naked in the Nap Room, taking a photo of you, and posting it on
Facebook, if you have forgotten to lock the door behind you.

5. Naps must be booked in advance by filling out your details on the
Nap Room allocation rota spreadsheet, which is maintained by Louise on
reception. If your chosen Nap Time slot is already taken, it is not
appropriate to offer bribes to Louise to make her move someone out of
their slot so that you can have your nap then. Naps are first-come
first-served ONLY.

6. Level 8-4 staff are entitled to one (1) 10 minute nap for every
37.5 hours worked. Level 3-1 staff are entitled to one (1) 20 minute
nap per full working day in the office (where full working day means
8am start, 6pm finish, 30 minute lunch break and no cigarette breaks).
Naps may be claimed only after completely the required hours and
getting your timesheet signed by your Floor Caption, Desk Sergeant, or
a Level 2 or above member of the management team (except on
Wednesdays, when naps can be signed off by Level 3 or above members of
the management team).

Thank you for carefully following these guidelines and rules about the Nap
Room.


Kind regards

Giles
Executive Account Executive (Level 4)
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