[Everyone] Re: Friday swapday

[Phil]

LOL no hack i'm really here in this posho office its the shit man!!!  
theres this guy in overalls whose usually the guy who fixes shit round  
the building and hes my secratary today NOWAY! U no the slow 1. i can  
order him round and evrythin!!! let me no if you want NEthing and ill  
send him out for more crisps and stuff. shit he could get beer n fags  
and all that!!! LOL Xllent.

so if im like in charge of stuf fhow do i give orders to evry1 then? i  
think we shouold get loads of fit birds in for crackerjack today and  
they can dance and shit u no like poledancing shit!!! thatd B tight!!  
yeah make it so and shit LMAO :p

fuck man paul! you woudnt beleve what i found in this geezers draws  
here! your going to crack up man!!!! LOL!!!

Ethan out

On 12 Jun, 2009, at 12:51, Cat wrote:

> So So glad everyone's enjoying Fun friday swapday!!!! Personally I'm  
> loving the tool belt I found in maintenance - I've already changed 2  
> lightbulbs and there's a huge list on the whiteboard in the tea  
> cupboard!!!! Think some of these jobs go back to the 90's and even  
> beyond - anyone know what a BBC micro is???
>
> Cat
>
> PS Is Ethan really in Phil's office or is it another funny hack of  
> his?
>
> From: James 
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 11:38:43 AM
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Friday swapday
>
> I am working in the canteen. The internet access here is shocking:  
> I've
> had to run a network cable from Hedgistics and Paint two doors down  
> the
> corridor. People keep tripping over it and saying swears. Can  
> whoever's in
> Health and Safety send someone down with a sign asking them not to?
>
> Lunch may be late and taste of plastic, because Jasmine's laptop  
> fell in
> the deep-fat fryer.
>
> Also there's a smell of burning in here. Does anyone know if that's  
> normal?
>
> James
>
>
>
> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 11:30:39 +0100, Anno 
> wrote:
>
> > Hi all
> >
> > I shall be out of the office today at the Restructure09 conference,
> > but I shall try to do some Lead Ideation in the coffee breaks!
> >
> > Limahl is working the post room today so any PeopleSoft requests
> > should be sent to Derek from Safety who is backfilling Limahl.
> >
> > Anno
> >
> >
> >
> > On 12 Jun 2009, at 08:32, Cat  wrote:
> >
> >> Hi Everybody,
> >>
> >> Welcome to the first Pretend office FUN FRIDAY!!! Today you WILL
> >> have fun (it's mandatory - please refer to office policy schedule 3
> >> appendix 2c)!!!! And to kick it all off - this week everybody gets
> >> to SWAP OFFICES and step into someone else's shoes for the day!!!
> >> Grab that role you've always wanted and literally live in someone
> >> else's room for a whole day!!! Hope you'll all really enter into  
> the
> >> spirit of the thing. I'm expecting some really interesting results.
> >>
> >> Cat
> >>
> >> _______________________________________________
> >> Everyone mailing list
> >> 
> >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/
> >>
> >> --
> >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are
> >> intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is
> >> addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the
> >> author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office.
> >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must
> >> neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show  
> it
> >> to anyone.
> >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this
> >> email in error.
> >
> > ----
> > Sent from my mulberry
>
>
>
> -- 
> James
> Spaaace, the games consultancy
> 0776 016 5449 / 
> _______________________________________________
> Everyone mailing list
> 
> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/
>
> --
> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are  
> intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is  
> addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the  
> author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office.
> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must  
> neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it  
> to anyone.
> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this  
> email in error.
>
> _______________________________________________
> Everyone mailing list
> 
> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/
>
> --
> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are  
> intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is  
> addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the  
> author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office.
> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must  
> neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it  
> to anyone.
> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this  
> email in error.



-- 
Phil BA(Hons)
VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk
tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372
mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837

"Only those who are asleep make no mistakes." Ingvar Kamprad

-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <#/attachments/20090612/edfebf4c/attachment-0001.html>