[Everyone] Re: What am I doing here?

[Paul]

Dear all,

I need someone at POUK to sort out flights for me and Hinrik. Hinrik needs a return. 

I can't sub the expense as I put my money's in the high interest account at the local KuttingHedge. The same one where POUK has it's savings. They seem to be closed today. 

Hopefully see you in a few days after jetlag recovery. Phil, please let Rusell know that I'll see him about the Inspirement Pagoda when I return. Mixed messages. I was waiting for him here at POHOFN. 

Paul
COMINGHOME





-----Original Message-----
From:   On Behalf Of Giles
Sent: 09 June 2009 16:45
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: What am I doing here?

Paul,

I have just checked through Lothar's meeting agendae in Lotus Notes
under Groupwide Interest/Resources/By Audience/UK
Team/Management/Senior Management/Level 0/Arena/Senior
Management/London/Lothar/Meetings/Notes/Agendae/2009-10/Mondays and
found the following minute point:

- "Someone please send someone to Iceland to stock up on some bits and
pieces for me. My au pair's off sick and the Bilson-Montforts are
coming round at the weekend."

I think his intention was to send someone to the Iceland next door to
the former Woolworths premises, not the Iceland next door to Finland.

Please return immediately and go straight from the airport to Iceland.
I'll get Eve to fax Lothar's exact shopping list directly to your
iBerry.

Kind regards

Giles
Executive Account Executive (Level 4)

2009/6/9 Paul :
> Phil (and everyone),
>
>
>
> Svana tells me that the staff here had an emergency meeting about me this
> morning. It turns out they don’t know who I am and why I’m hanging around PO
> Hofn. I haven’t seem Larus since he collected me from the airport, and
> what’s worse, apparently they think that me and Hinrik is a Siamese twin
> freak with three legs.
>
>
>
> Would you mind putting on your Holmes hat to find out why I’m here. All I
> know is that Cat arranged my tickets and Lother called me to let me know I
> was coming here. I can’t help thinking how much more use I would be to PO
> UK.
>
>
>
> Thanks
>
>
>
> Paul
>
>
>
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