[Everyone] Great news, comrades!

[Matt P]

Great news, fellow colleagues and emancipators of the social  
consciousness.

I'm ecstatic to report that the influx of our Polish comrades has lead  
to to a 1000% increase in Union membership.

That's right! Twenty new members!

Quentin and I are beside ourselves, as you can imagine, and we'd just  
like to remind you that *now* is always the perfect time to catch the  
onrushing wave that is The United General Office Staff and Car Parking  
Union.

All the best friends!

Matt

PS We'll be having a lovely sing-song later on: Join us at 5.30pm for  
the Internationale, in Glenys Kinnock

-- 

Matt P
Jnr (non-deputy) exec assistant, General Corporate Environmentalistic  
Affairs (Office supplies and catering)
United General Office Staff and Car Parking Union rep - General Office  
Staff, Central Pretend campus