[Everyone] Re: Off to Hofn

[Phil]

Hi all,

Paul, please call your mother.

Thankyou.


On 4 Jun, 2009, at 19:41, Paul wrote:

> Hello from Hofn,
>
> Svana (possibly the only sane person here and it seems the only  
> person who has ever bothered to learn English), has set up the only  
> PO Hofn computer to send and receives emails to and from the UK  
> email list. There’s no archive so please forward anything important  
> I’ve missed.
>
> I know you will have all been concerned about my welfare over the  
> last two days. I’ve had a bad time but I’m okay now. I’ll try to  
> summarise quickly as we only have half an hour of dialup modem time  
> each day.
>
> I was banged up last night after being conned by the ‘Singing  
> Smuggler’ dressed as Bjork, then pardoned this morning after giving  
> all the prison guards one of my special boy massages.
>
> I’ve had my wheelchair confiscated by customs. Wheelchairs are  
> banned in Iceland. Hinrik has been assigned to carry me around but  
> it’s far from ideal.
>
> Hofn looks rubbish, but after the trauma of the last two days I’m  
> glad to be safe.
>
> Clubbing has been rearranged for tonight. Maybe some light at the  
> end of the tunnel. I’ll let you know how it goes.
>
> I’ve attached a photo of the office. You will notice it’s a lot  
> smaller than PO UK. I’ve got no idea what I’m supposed to be doing  
> here but at the moment I just need some sleep.
>
> Things can only get better.
> Paul
> NOWINHOFN
>
> <PO Hofn1.jpg>
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