[Everyone] Re: Has anyone seen Amy Lu today?

[Cat]

Paul,

We have explained the origins of the fishy smell - unfortunately fumes from the waste slime in the basement have ciculated through teh building but they are in no way toxic. We have sent a sample of the slime to trace and we should have some indication as to its provenance within 4 - 6 working days at which time we will be able to proceed with phase 3 of cleanup. In the meantime, Gary and Lynette from wellness will be distributing glade crystals - apple or vanilla - throughout the building.

Cat

Maintaining Appearances. Always.




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From: Paul 
To: Everyone in the office 
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 5:13:42 PM
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Has anyone seen Amy Lu today?

Just a thought. Has anyone ever seen Doreen and Amy in the same place, at the same time? I think I can smell something fishy?
Paul E Oahasd

On 22 Jul 2009, at 16:55, Giles  wrote:

> Oh, wait a moment. Doreen was wearing a blue top when last seen trying
> to gnaw her way out of Hazardous Chemicals.
> 
> Does Amy Lu resemble Doreen at all? Perhaps there's been a mixup.
> 
> Kind regards
> 
> Giles
> Executive Accounts Executive (Level 4)
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