[Everyone] Re: Official smiley policy

[Giles]

Sadly the sandwich trolley service is reduced today, as Doreen has
been diagnosed with Spine Flow and consigned to the Hazardous
Chemicals area in the basement (she was too far from a Zone Of Passage
at the time to make it to the Quarantine Zone without infecting
others).

We are assured by the company Insurance Company that the sandwiches
themselves are not infected, but would like to remind staff that
eating possibly-or-possibly-not infected sandwiches is undertaken at
individuals' own risk.

There are still quite a lot of egg mayo left. Cokes are not chilled
today, unfortunately.

Kind regards

Giles
Executive Accounts Executive (Level 4)

2009/7/22 Paul :
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