[Everyone] H&S newsletter II

[Paul]

Pretend Office Department of Health and Safety

Director: Paul Eoahasd

 

Summer Spring Clean

May I remind everyone that Thursday is SSC day. Henry Auto will be
programmed to  start on level 8 at 10.30am and is expected to get to
reception at 3pm. Please make sure that your desks and the surrounding area
is clear before Henry Auto arrives so that we avoid a similar incident to
the sprinkler test last month.

 

Henry Auto will also be swabbing. Results will be online by Friday
afternoon. Canteen vouchers for the cleanest department and a wooden toilet
brush for the dirtiest. Please remember that points are given for how
dangerous the germs found are, not the amount. 

 

Please collect your computer blower kit and wipes from me. 

 

A cross section of employees, selected at random will be called for swabbing
on Monday. The private nurse company we now use charges by the minute so
please remove clothes before arrival to save time.

 

Herman Miller Aeron disease 

Can I remind you that we still have cases of Herman Miller Aeron disease in
PO. Everyone on level 5 and above should check the nooks and crannies under
and behind their chairs for dust.  This doesn't apply to level 4 and below
as they are not real. Please take all dust to the boxes in the canteen for
disposal next week.

 

Swine Flu is good for you!

Farmer Gordon is coming to talk to us about the benefits of swine flu. He
will be in the green area before Crackerjack n Friday. He will be bringing
Pigs to Pet, which should be a nice end to the week. He seems like a nice
man so please support his cause.

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