[Everyone] Re: Stationery supplies

[Paul]

Jay and everyone else concerned who has been concerned,
I have great news from the hospital about Jay. Apparently the pencil in his
ear stimulated a nerve behind his eye and has bought back a bit of his
sight. He will be returning on Monday but please be aware that he currently
thinks everybody he sees is a monster. He has lashed out at a few people in
hospital so please be on your guard. He is also walking sideways (like a
crab) as this is the only way he can see in front of him.
As equal opportunity employers, we are delighted to welcome him back to
work, and as a workforce concerned with Health and Safety, we are shitting
ourselves.
Regards
Paul
EOaHaSD


-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Jay
Caines-Gooby
Sent: 01 July 2009 15:57
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Stationery supplies

2009/7/1 Paul :
> V. Important H&S message to everyone:
> You must not use an iphone when it is set up as a sundial. Please see
> attached photo of an accident we had to deal with at 4pm today. N.B. I
have
> blocked out Gavin's eyes for anonymity.

Can he still hear in that ear??? Bring blind and partially deaf is
going to make his post rounds take all day!

PS. I think it's in pretty bad taste Paul that you blacked out his
eyes. We all know he's blind, so there's no need to rub it in!

--
Jay
Post Room, Basement, Building 1, Zone R.
Internal post code: PRBB1ZR
_______________________________________________
Everyone mailing list

http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/

--
This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended
solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or
opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily
represent those of Pretend Office.
If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take
any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone.
Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in
error.