[Everyone] Re: Stationery supplies

[Paul]

V. Important H&S message to everyone:
You must not use an iphone when it is set up as a sundial. Please see
attached photo of an accident we had to deal with at 4pm today. N.B. I have
blocked out Gavin's eyes for anonymity. 
Regards
Paul 
EOaHaSD

-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Insight
School of Art
Sent: 01 July 2009 14:47
To: 'Everyone in the office'
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Stationery supplies

Thanks Zelda,
I've followed your illustration and stuck numbers around the screen too.
Each time I do it, the time starts at 4 O'clock but the sun keeps moving so
it's difficult to get a consistent reading. I'll stick at it and see if I
can get it to work for longer. I've had to make do with a biro and chewing
gum until my order arrives. Is this the problem?
Regards
Paul
EOaHaSD

-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Zelda
Rhiando
Sent: 01 July 2009 12:34
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Stationery supplies

I've attached this handy little diagram, in case you need any instructions

On Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 12:10 PM, Insight School of
Art wrote:
> Hi Claire,
> Would you mind ordering me a pencil and some blu tack please.
> And you may as well order me another iphone as I need it for a sun dial.
> Regards
> Paul
> EOaHaSD
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: 
>  On Behalf Of Clare 
> Patterson
> Sent: 30 June 2009 15:08
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Stationery supplies
>
> Hello everyone!!!
>
> Well there's been such a rush of stationery orders today!! I just 
> wanted to remind you all that the stationery cupboard doesn't have a 
> pharmacy licence so we can't supply medical creams and lotions of any 
> sort. We also don't supply ice-cream, hammocks (unless pre-approved by 
> Wellness), sun lotion or palm trees.
>
> Of course you are all entitled to a desk fan in this hot weather under 
> the Pretend Office Hot Weather Emergency Protocol 86B!!! Much better 
> than those tiny hand fans that Cat has been handing out!! (Sorry 
> Cat!!!). If you would like one, please fax me 3 copies of form 
> HJR221/86B/SWELTERING, countersigned by your line manager and your 
> line manager's line manager. The fan will be delivered to your desk in
> 3 weeks!! And don't forget that you can't use it until it has been 
> safety checked by Howard who works on the last Thursday of every month.
>
> In the meantime, enjoy the sunshine! It reminds me of my well-digging 
> trip to Uganda in 2003!! If you want to see photos let me know!!
>
> Clare
> Stationery Manager
>
>
> PS Cat please could you return all the deodorant wipes that you handed 
> out this morning. They were not from the stationery stocks, someone 
> from your team took them from my desk where I have been collecting 
> items for my forthcoming Himalaysas roller-blading fundraiser. You 
> wouldn't want to be accused of stealing from a charity would you.
> Thanks.
>
>
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