[Everyone] Re: Stationery supplies

[Paul]

Hi Claire,
Would you mind ordering me a pencil and some blu tack please.
And you may as well order me another iphone as I need it for a sun dial.
Regards
Paul 
EOaHaSD

-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Clare
Patterson
Sent: 30 June 2009 15:08
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Stationery supplies

Hello everyone!!!

Well there's been such a rush of stationery orders today!! I just  
wanted to remind you all that the stationery cupboard doesn't have a  
pharmacy licence so we can't supply medical creams and lotions of any  
sort. We also don't supply ice-cream, hammocks (unless pre-approved by  
Wellness), sun lotion or palm trees.

Of course you are all entitled to a desk fan in this hot weather under  
the Pretend Office Hot Weather Emergency Protocol 86B!!! Much better  
than those tiny hand fans that Cat has been handing out!! (Sorry  
Cat!!!). If you would like one, please fax me 3 copies of form  
HJR221/86B/SWELTERING, countersigned by your line manager and your  
line manager's line manager. The fan will be delivered to your desk in  
3 weeks!! And don't forget that you can't use it until it has been  
safety checked by Howard who works on the last Thursday of every month.

In the meantime, enjoy the sunshine! It reminds me of my well-digging  
trip to Uganda in 2003!! If you want to see photos let me know!!

Clare
Stationery Manager


PS Cat please could you return all the deodorant wipes that you handed  
out this morning. They were not from the stationery stocks, someone  
from your team took them from my desk where I have been collecting  
items for my forthcoming Himalaysas roller-blading fundraiser. You  
wouldn't want to be accused of stealing from a charity would you.  
Thanks.


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