[Everyone] Fax Facts

[Matt P]

On 27 Feb 2009, at 14:13, Ben wrote:

> Hey, anyone know where the fax machine went?
>
> There used to be one up on the roof. Remember? Through the  
> 'emergency exit' door, across the roof and by the pillar there was a  
> portakabin. That had one in. But I'm up here now and there isn't one.

Don't blame me, blame Bob Yap. Since we instituted work-to-rule among  
the Union members, Quentin and I have had to remove the fax machine  
since its operation was not in our job description. We have, however,  
installed a telegraph since that is mentioned by name.

> There's shit loads of mugs though.

Don't mock me, capitalist stooge.

Matt

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Matt P
Jnr (non-deputy) exec assistant, General Corporate Environmentalistic  
Affairs (Office supplies and catering)
United General Office Staff and Car Parking Union rep - General Office  
Staff, Third floor (from the lifts to the pillar in the middle)