[Everyone] SERIOUS

[Matt P]

On 26 Feb 2009, at 15:28, Phil wrote:

> On 2009-02-26 1:13 pm, Matt P wrote:
>
> Hi Matt,
>
> I want to dialogue with you about your use of company time this  
> morning but I can't find the third floor. Any pointers?

You'll remember that when you approached the Union about unionising  
the Pretend Office workers you said, and I quote:

"Hey, we just want everyone to see how much we love our workers. And  
if you could tell that guy from the Guardian, that'd be great."

"Oh, Reps? Sure you can have Reps. Is that like in Pilates?"

Part of the duties of a Rep is to check on what the company is doing  
and make sure its members best interests are being looked out for.  
Isn't that like Pilates?

If you take the lifts up to the roof, open the 'emergency exit' door  
and cross the roof. By the pillar there's a portakabin. That's the  
third floor. Why don't you come up. I'd love to dialogue, and so would  
Quentin.

Oh, and that guy from the Guardian rang me to tell me you're not  
taking his calls. He's lovely, you should talk to him. Maybe you could  
hug.

Ciao,

Matt


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Matt P
Jnr (non-deputy) exec assistant, General Corporate Environmentalistic  
Affairs (Office supplies and catering)
United General Office Staff and Car Parking Union rep - General Office  
Staff, Third floor (from the lifts to the pillar in the middle)