[Everyone] SERIOUS

[Matt P]

On 26 Feb 2009, at 10:27, Russell wrote:

> We ask you all to immediately shred this document, or return it via  
> the internal mail, WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT. We can assure you that  
> there's nothing of significance in this document but that looking at  
> it or discussing it in communal areas will not be healthy for the  
> sustained morale of Team Pretend.


As Union Rep for General Office Staff, Third floor (from the lifts to  
the pillar in the middle), I must tell you that I have looked at this  
shocking document, and will be consulting with the other reps this  
afternoon about it. Quentin, rep for General Office Staff, Third floor  
(from the pillar to the window), and I have spent most of this morning  
trying to understand exactly what the implications are.

Russell, you can tell Bob Yap that this is outrageous. Some of the  
stuff in that document was outlawed with the suffrage of women.

If our concerns are not heard, we will ballot!

If you're not a member of the union, now's the time to join!

There's a meeting in 15 minutes in the lower basement meeting room.

It's a bring and share lunch, comrades.

Matt

PS Paul the work experience boy, or the whistleblower, I don't suppose  
you happened to see my mug last night did you?

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Matt P
Jnr (non-deputy) exec assistant, General Corporate Environmentalistic  
Affairs (Office supplies and catering)
United General Office and Car Parking Staff Union rep - General Office  
Staff, Third floor (from the lifts to the pillar in the middle)