[Everyone] SERIOUS

[Paula]

Thanks Russ. Will do.

2009/2/26 Russell 

> Morning all,
>
> I've just had a call from Bob Yap in CorpAff and he's asked me to pass on a
> message. (He can't type himself due to that incident HR have asked us not to
> talk about. Rightly, in my opinion.)
>
> It seems that the Third Floor Photocopier finally kicked into life last
> night, spewing out hundreds of copies of a document called Salary Review And
> Redundancy Planning (All-Staff, UK). A zealous but undertrained member of
> the IntComs and Facilities team who was seemingly working late last night
> (and to whom no blame is apparently to be attached) saw fit to insert one
> copy of this document into everyone's internal mail. It's probably sitting
> on your credenza as we speak.
>
> We ask you all to immediately shred this document, or return it via the
> internal mail, WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT. We can assure you that there's nothing
> of significance in this document but that looking at it or discussing it in
> communal areas will not be healthy for the sustained morale of Team Pretend.
>
> Thanks for your attention.
>
> Russell
>
> Ideate or Die!
>
>
>
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