[Everyone] FWD: Re: SERIOUS

[Anno]

Russell, Phil, Bob

Lothar has called an emergency CorpExec / CorpAff interface in
Scaramouche at 11.

Anno


2009/2/26 Russell :
> Morning all,
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> I've just had a call from Bob Yap in CorpAff and he's asked me to pass on a message. (He can't type himself due to that incident HR have asked us not to talk about. Rightly, in my opinion.)
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> It seems that the Third Floor Photocopier finally kicked into life last night, spewing out hundreds of copies of a document called Salary Review And Redundancy Planning (All-Staff, UK). A zealous but undertrained member of the IntComs and Facilities team who was seemingly working late last night (and to whom no blame is apparently to be attached) saw fit to insert one copy of this document into everyone's internal mail. It's probably sitting on your credenza as we speak.
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> We ask you all to immediately shred this document, or return it via the internal mail, WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT. We can assure you that there's nothing of significance in this document but that looking at it or discussing it in communal areas will not be healthy for the sustained morale of Team Pretend.
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> Thanks for your attention.
>
> Russell
>
> Ideate or Die!
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