[Everyone] SERIOUS

[Russell]

Morning all,

I've just had a call from Bob Yap in CorpAff and he's asked me to pass  
on a message. (He can't type himself due to that incident HR have  
asked us not to talk about. Rightly, in my opinion.)

It seems that the Third Floor Photocopier finally kicked into life  
last night, spewing out hundreds of copies of a document called Salary  
Review And Redundancy Planning (All-Staff, UK). A zealous but  
undertrained member of the IntComs and Facilities team who was  
seemingly working late last night (and to whom no blame is apparently  
to be attached) saw fit to insert one copy of this document into  
everyone's internal mail. It's probably sitting on your credenza as we  
speak.

We ask you all to immediately shred this document, or return it via  
the internal mail, WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT. We can assure you that  
there's nothing of significance in this document but that looking at  
it or discussing it in communal areas will not be healthy for the  
sustained morale of Team Pretend.

Thanks for your attention.

Russell

Ideate or Die!