[Everyone] Better than nothing

[Russell]

There's half a yogurt on my desk if anyone wants it. Seemed a bit off  
to me but it might do for you.

Peace.

russell

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On 25 Feb 2009, at 13:08, Ben  
 wrote:

> Oh fuck, did that go to everyone in the office?
>
> Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
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> 2009/2/25 Anno 
> Just a note from the legal eagles:
>
> ongoing disciplinary issues should not be the subject of company  
> discussion.
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>
> 2009/2/25 Zelda :
> > It hasn't worked since SOMEONE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS         
> decided to
> > photocopy their nether regions at the Christmas party. There's  
> always one,
> > isn't there?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ----
> > Zelda
> > Quantitative Arbitrage Requantifier
> >
> >
> > On 25 Feb 2009, at 11:44, Russell wrote:
> >
> >> What is up with the photocopier on the third floor? It never  
> works. IT
> >> support - SORT IT OUT!!!!!
> >>
> >> Russell
> >> (Offsites, insights, upsights)
> >> Do you really need to print this email? Why not do it anyway?
> >>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>> Can I remind everybody that the fileserver (ie, your N and Q  
> drives)
> >>>> will be going offline at
> >>>>
> >>>> ***5PM***
> >>>>
> >>>> today for about an hour? We are upgrading its version of  
> Windows NT. I
> >>>> understand this is inconvenient but it is a CRITICAL upgrade,  
> and it
> >>>> has been scheduled to cause minimum inconvenience.
> >>>>
> >>>> So: make sure you're not using your N or Q drive by 5pm,  
> please. We
> >>>> should be back up by the morning.
> >>>>
> >>>> Tom.
> >>>>
> >>>> (also: we know about the photocopier on the third floor. We  
> can't fix
> >>>> it, it's a building services issue, so please stop emailing IT  
> support
> >>>> about it).
> >>>>
> >>>> --
> >>>> Tom
> >>>> IT Support
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