[Everyone] Re: Explosives in stationery cupboard

[James]

I am very glad that Cat made me walk the plank earlier.

(I'm in the Dog and Rabbit talking to someone from Channel 5, if anyone wants to join me. I just described the situation as 'a bit Lord of the Files'. Rather good, I thought.)

James

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-----Original Message-----
From: "Paul" 
Date: Fri, 4 Dec 2009 16:41:28 
To: 'Everyone in the office'
Subject: [Everyone]  Explosives in stationery cupboard

They're breaking in. Everyone into Lother's bunker NOW (Slide D4 through the
'Danger' and 'Out of order' signs). I'm taking the building down in five and
you'd all better be down there or you'll be coming with me.
Sgt Hasd
Security


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