[Everyone] Re: Rain

[Russell]

Maybe we could use the twitter thing to get hold of Air Sea Rescue?  
Who has the key to the twitter thing?


On 2 Dec 2009, at 18:44, Paul wrote:

> Did anyone call emergency services before the phone lines went down?
> Paul Hasd
>
> From:  [mailto: 
> ] On Behalf Of Cat
> Sent: 02 December 2009 17:00
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rain
>
> Please note that UFOs (unidentified floating objects) have been  
> spotted in the water now rising through reception. Please will all  
> staff level 1 and above move to Lothar's executive terrace on the  
> 8th floor. Everyone else please report to wellness to receive your  
> free coffee voucher and hot lemon flannel.
>
> Pavlov, Cyril and Karl - please bring those inflatables you found in  
> the stationary cupboard up to the roof - I'll square it with Phil...
>
> From: Giles 
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Wed, December 2, 2009 4:21:03 PM
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rain
>
> The canoes are stored in the basement, which now appears to be under  
> several feet of water. Before anyone attempts to fetch them using  
> scuba gear, I should point out that they were last subject to a  
> Health and Safety Inspection in 2005.
>
> The scuba gear is a bit dodgy too.
>
> Reception is getting a bit soggy. I suggest that all lower floor  
> staff move upwards to the Third Floor or above. Remember that the  
> Third Floor is button number 5 when you're using the lifts.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Executive Account Executive (Level 4)
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 2009/12/2 Phil 
> Hi all,
>
> I think Giles had the canoes last Cat.
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
> On 2 Dec, 2009, at 15:56, Cat wrote:
>
> Dear Everyone,
>
> Since Paul has brought it up - yes, there is a flood outside the  
> pretend office building due to the current rainfall volumes and a  
> subsequent backup in sewage terminal AB1. Please do not leave the  
> building at this time as the water may be slightly toxic.  
> Maintaining appearances will be attempting to drain the flood waters  
> as soon as Environmental health have signed off all documents  
> associated with the 1989 hazardous working conditions booklet of  
> guidelines.
>
> In the meantime, Phil or Giles - do you know where those canoes from  
> the swedish outward bound trip have been stored?
>
> Cat
> Building bridges over troubled waters
>
> From: Paul 
> To: 
> Sent: Wed, December 2, 2009 3:36:59 PM
> Subject: [Everyone] Rain
>
> Anyone else noticed the flooding outside? It looks like a moat.
> Paul Hasd
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