[Everyone] Re: Rain

Paul
Wed Dec 2 18:44:31 GMT 2009


Did anyone call emergency services before the phone lines went down?

Paul Hasd

 

From: 
 On Behalf Of Cat
Sent: 02 December 2009 17:00
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rain

 

Please note that UFOs (unidentified floating objects) have been spotted in
the water now rising through reception. Please will all staff level 1 and
above move to Lothar's executive terrace on the 8th floor. Everyone else
please report to wellness to receive your free coffee voucher and hot lemon
flannel.

 

Pavlov, Cyril and Karl - please bring those inflatables you found in the
stationary cupboard up to the roof - I'll square it with Phil...

 

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From: Giles 
To: Everyone in the office 
Sent: Wed, December 2, 2009 4:21:03 PM
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rain

The canoes are stored in the basement, which now appears to be under several
feet of water. Before anyone attempts to fetch them using scuba gear, I
should point out that they were last subject to a Health and Safety
Inspection in 2005.  

 

The scuba gear is a bit dodgy too. 

 

Reception is getting a bit soggy. I suggest that all lower floor staff move
upwards to the Third Floor or above. Remember that the Third Floor is button
number 5 when you're using the lifts. 

 

Kind regards

 

Giles

Executive Account Executive (Level 4)

 

 

 

 

 

 

2009/12/2 Phil 

Hi all, 

 

I think Giles had the canoes last Cat.

 

Thankyou.

 

 

On 2 Dec, 2009, at 15:56, Cat wrote:

 

Dear Everyone,

 

Since Paul has brought it up - yes, there is a flood outside the pretend
office building due to the current rainfall volumes and a subsequent backup
in sewage terminal AB1. Please do not leave the building at this time as the
water may be slightly toxic. Maintaining appearances will be attempting to
drain the flood waters as soon as Environmental health have signed off all
documents associated with the 1989 hazardous working conditions booklet of
guidelines.

 

In the meantime, Phil or Giles - do you know where those canoes from the
swedish outward bound trip have been stored?

 

Cat

Building bridges over troubled waters

 


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From: Paul 
To: 
Sent: Wed, December 2, 2009 3:36:59 PM
Subject: [Everyone] Rain

Anyone else noticed the flooding outside? It looks like a moat.

Paul Hasd

 

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