[Everyone] Concentration hats

[Giles]

Fellow procrastination annihilators -

The new concentration hats have arrived. They are larger than the
previous batch to enable more detailed concentration and space for
people with larger heads, which is of course many of the Pretend team
because we are so clever.

The new hats are yellow rather than red, because people had stopped
noticing the red ones and interrupting the concentrators. From now on,
please make sure you do not interrupt anyone working in a yellow hat
because they are definitely concentrating. Those team members working
in red hats are using the old style hats, or may just be wearing their
own hat brought in from home. They may or may not be concentrating,
and therefore may be interrupted if necessary.

Boxes of hats are being delivered to Floor Captains and Zone Sergeants
over the next four and a half hours. Please read the Concentration
Application Pamphlet and fill in the attached form if you wish to have
a hat.

Thank you

Kind regards

Giles
Executive Account Executive (Level 2, Pending Level 1)