[Everyone] Re: Pen

[Phil]

Hi all,

Thanks for the tip James. I will have to ask Lothar if he can talk to 
Sir Alan's people and get my pen back. Unfortunately I missed the show 
(which is a shame, as I usually pick up some good tips) as I was still 
busy searching the office.

Can I just remind everyone that it is against Health And Safety to store 
the following items in your workstation storage units:

- Porn magazines
- Cheese
- Hedgehogs (even if their hibernating)

I've passed the pod coordinates of those responsible on to Human 
Resources so pleaes ensure the items in question are off the premises by 
the end of the day.

Thankyou.


On 2009-04-15 9:43 pm, James wrote:
> Phil,
> 
> I think I saw Sir Alan waving your pen around on TV a moment ago. He was 
> gesticulating with it as he banged on about keeping costs down, and then 
> he stuck it into some dude's eye and pulled it out and it was all ichor 
> and blood and brains and stuff and the guy fell to the floor and Sir 
> Alan was all, "YoU'Re fIReD, mOThErfuCKeR!". I might have imagined that 
> last bit. I'm pretty wasted.
> 

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