[Everyone] Re: Board Meeting today

[Paul]

Ward 7, Eagle Wing, Pretend Hospital

Just had a wonderful time meeting the board during Coffee with Casualties.
Sir Alan was as funny as he is on tele! He showed a lot of interest in what
I have been doing at the Pretend Office and shouted 'You're Fired!'. God
only knows how he manages to keep a straight face. 

I overheard that he has a 60 second makeover to attend to at 12 so won't be
able to drop in at Pretend Office.

Cheers everyone,
Paul
Junior Office Manager
(Currently in a wheelchair)




-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of russell
davies
Sent: 06 April 2009 11:26
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Board Meeting today

Evelyn,

If Wallis is going to be toadying in reception then I will too. Can't  
have him getting to Sir Alan first with his 'ideas', all the budget'll  
go and I'll lose all that money for the creative retreat.

Get me booked into that meeting room next to the front door, I think  
it's called Sarek.

cheers m'dear

russell


On 6 Apr 2009, at 10:57, James wrote:

> Sylvia, move all my meetings to the coffee bar in Reception for the  
> rest of the day. And get me some Ex-Lax while you're at lunch: you  
> know how the vile tar they serve blocks me up firmer than a cork in  
> a bottle of 40-year-old port.
>
> James
>
> Sent using BlackBerryR from Orange
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Phil 
>
> Date: Mon, 06 Apr 2009 08:25:53
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone]  Board Meeting today
>
>
> Hi all,
>
> The quarterly Board Meeting is this afternoon and so I would ask that
> everyone is on their best behaviour when the Board comes in. The Board
> will be meeting in Srebrenica and afterwards will be socialising in
> Linda Lusardi.
>
> Please can anyone at today's Mind Shower in the Ponder Lounge keep the
> noise down in order to avoid penetrating Linda Lusardi.
>
> Could all pod sergeants on Levels Four and Earth ensure desks are
> cleared of everything but work materials as per the official Desk
> Personalisation Policy (one photo of a family/child/pet/car per desk).
>
> The slides will be closed to general use after midday so they can be
> swept and polished for the Board Member's subsequent and later  
> descent.
>
> Please bear with Eve today as the Board Meeting must be her priority.
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
> -- 
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> VC of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
> http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk
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