[Everyone] Re: Board Meeting today

[Paul]

Ward 7, Eagle Wing, Pretend Hospital

Thanks for the delivery of clean pyjamas Phil. I've put them on. Also, as
requested, I've had the words you didn't like on my cast removed. I look
forward to meeting the board when they pop by the ward for 'Coffee with
Casualties'.

>Phil, it's so nice to be a part of such a caring organisation. Thank you
for all your support. (PAUL - CUT AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR REPLY - PHIL). <

See you all soon!
Paul
Junior Office Manager
(Currently in a Wheelchair)


-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Phil
Sent: 06 April 2009 08:26
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Board Meeting today

Hi all,

The quarterly Board Meeting is this afternoon and so I would ask that 
everyone is on their best behaviour when the Board comes in. The Board 
will be meeting in Srebrenica and afterwards will be socialising in 
Linda Lusardi.

Please can anyone at today's Mind Shower in the Ponder Lounge keep the 
noise down in order to avoid penetrating Linda Lusardi.

Could all pod sergeants on Levels Four and Earth ensure desks are 
cleared of everything but work materials as per the official Desk 
Personalisation Policy (one photo of a family/child/pet/car per desk).

The slides will be closed to general use after midday so they can be 
swept and polished for the Board Member's subsequent and later descent.

Please bear with Eve today as the Board Meeting must be her priority.

Thankyou.


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Phil BA(Hons)
VC of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
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